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Something very funny I read on 2p2 today.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...86/index2.html

So, I was at this party, right?

(foreword: I do not care telling this story as it is the truth and nobody knows who I am here)...so......

I was messing about with my homies when all of a sudden I'm v.v. drunk, **** knows what happened, but the rooms spinning and I'm being an *******, trying to get my hands on any girl I can find.

Let's cut it short. I find a girl. She's a ...err...slut. Yeah. See pic (hazy memory, see fig.1).





I won't say her name, but it wasn't a classical name, it was more in line with "Chardonnay" etc. You know the type.

Anyway, we get down to it.

Unknown to me (and her) she has a condition called soft skull. Obv during sex this isn't a problem (of course not I hear you say). Think again. She says she wants me to give her funtimes in her tighthole and do something very special (see fig.2). I concur that this would be an excellent idea seeing as we were both very drunk.

Halfway through she says she wants me to perform an act called a donkey punch.(phonetically: DONN-KEE-PUNCH) For all beginners: (http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...onkey%20punch).Seebelow:



(ps.eyes are misleading, I am no cartoon villain).

All going well, I'm getting there when I strike her, as she requested.

Suddenly, she's grunting (this was not in line with previous noises) and I figure she's really enjoying it, so I pull out and funzies on her facial area. Just then her best mate walks in and I expect the standard "zomgz watz going arrrrn??!" sorta lolz that normally goes down.

Her friend instead shouts at me then beckons everyone into bedroom.

I'm going to court.

ps. Anyone got a suit?

How does this not have more love.

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I.. there, there are no words.

That is an awesome story. If real, awesome. If false, awesome.

it just seems too mental to be true, people who posts on forums do not have sex....fact.

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