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@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle





@ PRISON
You get three fully paid for meals a day

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it





@ PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off

@ WORK
For good behavior, you get more work





@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself





@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games





@ PRISON
You get your own toilet

@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat




@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family




@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part

@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners





@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars





@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called 'managers'













THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

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hahahah prison FTW. I dont have a job atm so im sitting pretty

If this is what's ahead of me then I quit life.