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Thread: Hellmuth drunk + twitter...

  1. #1
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    Hellmuth drunk + twitter...

    =priceless.

    From April 16th (he has since taken them down):

    I am drinking tonight, in fact way too much! Maybe 6 total shots in 5 hours. Just landed in bay area…

    I have never had a drinking problem, never. But here i am having another beer! Moosehead Beer is good! Thats 6 in 6 hours.

    Called Layne Flack to tell him to tell me to stop drinking! But he said, ‘U have everything, enjoy yourself.’ Opening another Moosehead (such surprising advice coming from Layne)

    What the F@&/k is going on here? 7 drinks in 6 hours, and i just cracked another Moosehead…Watching ‘Supertramp’ on youtube at home

    I am Dissapointed in myself…8 drinks in 6 and 30 mins. And I want more! F it, opening 1 more Moosehead!!

    I guess I will have a hangover, just finishing 9 drinks in 7 hours! Listening to Beatles ‘Something in the way she moves’ on youtube

    9 drinks down in 7 hours…Trying Red Tail Ale, yuck! Michelob, pass. Blue Moon Rasberry Cream, horrible!!

    Ok, completely wasted now. Listening to Beatles ‘Strawberry Fields’ and opening a bottle of Innskillin ‘Vidal’ pouring a glass.

    Listening to Beatles ‘I am the walrus’ by myself while drinking number 10 drink…Embarassed to drink so much!! Help!

    I am so drunk I cannot lose!!!! Going to play high stakes limit Hold’em at UB now!!

    Lost 16k at no limit

    Now throwing my cell phone accross my desk in disgust…And still drinking…12 down, i hate alcohol…

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    Lmfao what the hell is this. He sounds like a 14 year old kid showing off about how much he's drunk in an hour. 9 drinks in 7 hours, shouldn't he be sober? This is brilliant how do you know these tweets are legit?

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    Sources:
    http://alwaysbluff.com/poker/article...ellmuth-drunk/
    http://www.gambling911.com/entertain...le-041909.html

    They appeared on his genuine twitter feed, so I assume they're legit. Also, it sounds very like him!

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    Haha this is great!!
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    hahaha brilliant! Although - Lightweight much? He's a big guy too!
    Still cant beleive bridge thought it was a sit and go. freak of medic nature.

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    he is like a ****ing little girl, ooo i feel really really really really drunk, ooo i have had so much to drink. really? man up helmuth ffs.
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